2/27/25 - The Doctor Said There's a Concerning Lump in my Privates
The tale of my mom and how much I hate her.
Part 1: Annoying
I awake to my mom yelling my name from across the garbage mountain that permeates the middle of my room. I notice the time is 2:53pm, it is way too early to be woken up now. I yell and scream in frustration. I cry many tears. I try to stand up and my foot catches a Wendy's bag, causing me to slip and fall revealing my privates to my mother.
Part 2: The Attack
I lunge at my mother with a force unlike any man has ever seen in a thousand centuries, before reaching her, I lose my balance when my deformed feet catch a half filled rotting soup can and I go flying like a bowling ball into garbage mountain.
Part 3: The Avalanche
As I pummel through layers of dense trash, clothes, shit, pots, pans and rotting food, I end up severely injuring myself and my mother just like I intended. Garbage floods my room as the mountain that once peaked up to my ceiling now falls down and covers my floor. Worst of all, a half filled Doritos bag scuffs my computer monitor
Part 4: The Cleanup
I am furious, but content. The injuring of my mother has soothed my rage. I beat my little brother until he cleans Garbage Mountain by moving all contents into his room. This reveals a rotting hole in the middle of my floor that extends to the inner core of the Earth. My ceiling, constantly being covered in wet garbage, reveals black mold which crumbles into dust and spores. I breathe in all the spores and fresh air which makes me gag and vomit as I see sunlight and humanity for the first time. God is the only witness to the brutality that is my life and what my Mother causes me to endure.
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