3/1/25 - I Am Planning Suicide
The tale of my Saturday and how much I hate my Mom.
Part 1: Early Risings
I wake up pretty early at 4:00pm to what I believe is the smell of a dead rat. I realized that's my natural musk so I get up and put on my gamer fit; completely naked except for a pair of shoes with no socks and a beanie and I get ready for a pretty good rust session.
Part 2: I Can Do So Much With My Hands
As I log on to rust I play for the next 7 hours. I end up encountering another person and we get into a pretty stressful fire fight. But then, as I kill him, it makes me so erect. I begin uncontrollably rubbing myself; this is when my mom walks in and witnesses me prematurely ejaculate into my own hand.
Part 3: Argument
She then yells at me to take a shower as I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. My power move, I scream and berate her for wanting me to stop my pheromone maxxing. I know my natural pheromones will attract a worthy dame one of these days. Out of frustration I try to beat her but I am so out of breath by the time I stand up from my chair that she's already downstairs halfway through a movie.
Part 4: Sweaty Pepperoni
I then go to bed early at 3:00. I find it difficult to sleep with my shoes on and I also can't lay flat on my back or else I'll not be able to breathe. As I roll over, I smell what I realize is non-rotting food. I look around crazily on my bed and finally I realize that there's a 3-day-old pepperoni stuck to me. I peel it off and eat it, I then pass out as I'm worn out from having to look around for it. Good night, I say it to my waifu body pillow.
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